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Meet Jose
They said I should introduce myself to you all with a proper greeting. Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?
Or how about Yellow Poupon. Look, I’m a dog, my visual color scale is different than yours! But it’s still a good and proper greeting because that was the height of properness in the 80’s!
Which brings me to my first line of business. What goes well with mustard! Fooood. Sausage, ham, deli meat. I love to eat. I am very treat motivated.
I am called Jose and was named by my former temporary foster that got me out of the shelter, they had a dog named Cuervo, so it was a no brainer to call me Jose. I don’t know why! But I’m sure it makes scents…sense…if you’re a human.
I have plenty of energy for a five-year-old dog, but not bonkers the way the young pups are, so I’m a great starter dog. I get along with dogs, humans and children, but haven’t been around cats.
If you’re looking for a handsome and dapper wing man, I would love to be it.
They said I should introduce myself to you all with a proper greeting. Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?
Or how about Yellow Poupon. Look, I’m a dog, my visual color scale is different than yours! But it’s still a good and proper greeting because that was the height of properness in the 80’s!
Which brings me to my first line of business. What goes well with mustard! Fooood. Sausage, ham, deli meat. I love to eat. I am very treat motivated.
I am called Jose and was named by my former temporary foster that got me out of the shelter, they had a dog named Cuervo, so it was a no brainer to call me Jose. I don’t know why! But I’m sure it makes scents…sense…if you’re a human.
I have plenty of energy for a five-year-old dog, but not bonkers the way the young pups are, so I’m a great starter dog. I get along with dogs, humans and children, but haven’t been around cats.
If you’re looking for a handsome and dapper wing man, I would love to be it.
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