Athena
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Meet Athena
Okay folks, I gave strict instruction to the Volunteer Lady helping me type this to not use any dog puns or other nonscents. *cocks an eyebrow and taps her foot* She did it already didn’t she? She spelled a word doggie style, didn’t she? Uh, uh, uh….nonsense is spelled nonsense, not nonscents.
I am a well educated 3 year old 55 pound grown up dog. Old enough to drink if you convert dog time to people time, I am 21 years old. I am not stooping to baby talk. Seriously, humans will ask their 9 year old dog if they want to “go wee wee”. That’s like asking a 63 year old human if they want to go wee wee. I am house and crate trained, way past any of that baby puppy wee wee stuff. Foster Mom even offered me some toys and balls, but nope, I am not into those.
I am a queen and a goddess and expect to be addressed and treated as such. I like my Foster Home and my Foster Mom, but seriously, I wish I was the only dog here. Humans only have two hands, so unless you are some type of Octopus, you should only have one dog and use both hands to pet that dog.
I do like one of the dogs here, her name is Sophia, I find her to be quite tolerable. And that is a big compliment coming from me. I tell the others to back up a few notches and they abide. One or two occasionally sneak a sniff and I don’t mind, but you won’t catch me jumping into any team sports. I am not rude to the other dogs, it’s just my preference is to spend all of my spare time with my human talking about adult stuff like the weather and taxes.
I haven’t met any cats yet. I did test positive for heartworms and have started treatment. I would do well in a home with humans and even older children that want a happy loyal beautiful regal magnifiscent….*pauses* The Volunteer Lady did it again, didn’t she, she spelled a word wrong, didn’t she?
Basics:
Athena- spayed female, 3 years, 55 lbs, German Shepherd, current on shots, Heartworm Positive and started slow treatment, house/crate trained, not cat tested, okay with older children, okay with some other dogs but would much prefer to be an only dog, very happy and loyal to her person, very beautiful and on the smaller side for a GSD.
Okay folks, I gave strict instruction to the Volunteer Lady helping me type this to not use any dog puns or other nonscents. *cocks an eyebrow and taps her foot* She did it already didn’t she? She spelled a word doggie style, didn’t she? Uh, uh, uh….nonsense is spelled nonsense, not nonscents.
I am a well educated 3 year old 55 pound grown up dog. Old enough to drink if you convert dog time to people time, I am 21 years old. I am not stooping to baby talk. Seriously, humans will ask their 9 year old dog if they want to “go wee wee”. That’s like asking a 63 year old human if they want to go wee wee. I am house and crate trained, way past any of that baby puppy wee wee stuff. Foster Mom even offered me some toys and balls, but nope, I am not into those.
I am a queen and a goddess and expect to be addressed and treated as such. I like my Foster Home and my Foster Mom, but seriously, I wish I was the only dog here. Humans only have two hands, so unless you are some type of Octopus, you should only have one dog and use both hands to pet that dog.
I do like one of the dogs here, her name is Sophia, I find her to be quite tolerable. And that is a big compliment coming from me. I tell the others to back up a few notches and they abide. One or two occasionally sneak a sniff and I don’t mind, but you won’t catch me jumping into any team sports. I am not rude to the other dogs, it’s just my preference is to spend all of my spare time with my human talking about adult stuff like the weather and taxes.
I haven’t met any cats yet. I did test positive for heartworms and have started treatment. I would do well in a home with humans and even older children that want a happy loyal beautiful regal magnifiscent….*pauses* The Volunteer Lady did it again, didn’t she, she spelled a word wrong, didn’t she?
Basics:
Athena- spayed female, 3 years, 55 lbs, German Shepherd, current on shots, Heartworm Positive and started slow treatment, house/crate trained, not cat tested, okay with older children, okay with some other dogs but would much prefer to be an only dog, very happy and loyal to her person, very beautiful and on the smaller side for a GSD.
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