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Meet Jason Momoa aka Jace
Today Humans of a certain age, I’m going to provide you with a lesson in Gen Z slang and common sayings. Starting with “it’s giving *fill in the blank*” this is a way to describe something with a positive connotation on a vibe that meets or exceeds your expectations.
Fur example, to describe my glorious mane of hair you could say “it’s giving Mufasa” or “it’s giving Fabio” but of course a youngster would need to do a google to learn who Fabio is. See we all learned something new!
Due to my muttjestick crown of hair that perfectly frames my incredibly striking face and accentuates my rich amber sable coat with black saddle, Foster Mom believes I’m more Belgian Tervuren than German Shepherd. And despite the grey on my muzzle, I’m listed as just 2 years old, and my energy and overall exuberance seem 2.
No one knows my true hairytage as I ended up as a stray at a shelter with no microchip or anything to tell them.
At my Foster Home I savor all my meals. *chefs kiss*, I adore food. I did have a very touchy stomach at first, touchy meaning easily sick, not touchy as in what you’ll want to do to my sable fur coat. I was a bit high strung too, meaning wired, I mean gosh, I’m sounding very Christmas lighty aren’t I. I mean I couldn’t easily settle, but now on the right food and routine, I’m doing swell.
I know that dinner and snacks happen in my crate so I run to it. Foster Mom says no weak or frail humans should apply for me, despite being sweet, I’m a lot of dog and very strong so someone inexperienced will not be a good fit.
I haven’t showed a lot of interest in balls or toys. I enjoy being outside but not for too long periods. I have a very roomy crate inside that I do use. And if you’re considering me because my overall appearance is “whoa”, please keep in mind, this look requires brushing and grooming to keep mats at bay. Okay?
If you’re looking for a handsome boy to treat very special for now and forever, apply for me.
Today Humans of a certain age, I’m going to provide you with a lesson in Gen Z slang and common sayings. Starting with “it’s giving *fill in the blank*” this is a way to describe something with a positive connotation on a vibe that meets or exceeds your expectations.
Fur example, to describe my glorious mane of hair you could say “it’s giving Mufasa” or “it’s giving Fabio” but of course a youngster would need to do a google to learn who Fabio is. See we all learned something new!
Due to my muttjestick crown of hair that perfectly frames my incredibly striking face and accentuates my rich amber sable coat with black saddle, Foster Mom believes I’m more Belgian Tervuren than German Shepherd. And despite the grey on my muzzle, I’m listed as just 2 years old, and my energy and overall exuberance seem 2.
No one knows my true hairytage as I ended up as a stray at a shelter with no microchip or anything to tell them.
At my Foster Home I savor all my meals. *chefs kiss*, I adore food. I did have a very touchy stomach at first, touchy meaning easily sick, not touchy as in what you’ll want to do to my sable fur coat. I was a bit high strung too, meaning wired, I mean gosh, I’m sounding very Christmas lighty aren’t I. I mean I couldn’t easily settle, but now on the right food and routine, I’m doing swell.
I know that dinner and snacks happen in my crate so I run to it. Foster Mom says no weak or frail humans should apply for me, despite being sweet, I’m a lot of dog and very strong so someone inexperienced will not be a good fit.
I haven’t showed a lot of interest in balls or toys. I enjoy being outside but not for too long periods. I have a very roomy crate inside that I do use. And if you’re considering me because my overall appearance is “whoa”, please keep in mind, this look requires brushing and grooming to keep mats at bay. Okay?
If you’re looking for a handsome boy to treat very special for now and forever, apply for me.
For Admin Use: AS 12.5.2024